FR#41: Wall Slam Girl, Bollywood Romance, and the Magic of Negging

Date: 2010-01-15, Friday

Locations: Urban Outfitters, Subway, Art Museum, Gansevoort

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I invited Neko, Potato, and others to roll spring rolls at my place. Most people were unsure, so I canceled it. However, in the e-mail to Neko, I mentioned Potato. She misunderstood and thought I was seeing Potato on Friday. In her phone call as we speak, she keeps asking me if I'm sure I did not hang out with Potato already. I suppose she is jealous. Making Potato a language exchange partner is a good idea, however, so I e-mail Potato and she's eager to start. We plan to meet on Saturday.

Rufio and I go to Urban Outfitters to look at jackets. I putting together a Brad P-inspired European Sexy Stereotype. Already, girls ask if I am European, so I figure it will be the easiest look to start with.

From Urban Outfitters, we head to the subway. On the way, I do several approaches.

Rufio and I split and I meet up with Papi and Whisp from my nycSarge blog at an art museum.

Highlights:

-Korean Girl

"You look like you know something about art. Can you explain this huge art piece in front of me?" I motion at the cool stairwell she just came down. She's confused, but I hook for about twenty minutes. She is just visiting from Seoul, so I can't number close. She's with her brother, so I can't insta-date or anything. I hug her, tell her she's cute, and leave.

-Thai Girl

I see a Thai girl who looks very unhappy. "You look so sad. Why are you so sad?" She smiles and says she is happy. "Well, I am sad. I've lost my friends (true). What am I going to do? My God, I need a hug I'm so sad." I open my arms and she gives me a big hug. We chat for 15 minutes. She's a promoter and I stupidly get her business card and business e-mail.

Later, Whisp, Papi, and I bump into Thai Girl and her roommate, an Italian guy. The Italian guy is so interesting, so I don't mind giving Whisp isolation so he can chat up Thai Girl. He number closed her properly, and I tell Italian Guy that I'll invite them both out to a party sometime.

-Tim Burton

The guy has a freaky imagination.

Papi and Whisp have to go. I hang around and see the Tim Burton exhibit. I've approached 33 sets.

Later, I head to Gansevoort to meet Lupin and the place is packed with girls and PUAs. Apparently, an local sarge group was having a newbie sarge event that night.

When I see Lupin, there is a girl behind us laughing and talking with a guy. I turn to Lupin and say, "If tonight you want to wall slam-make out a girl in the first 5 minutes, she's the one."

"Why do you say that?"

"No idea," I respond. Wall Slam Girl.

We do some approaches and I am in a bad mood because I just got off the phone with Neko. In retrospect, she is jealous of Potato, who she thinks I am meeting for language exchange. At the time, I was hot and bothered.

I warm up, though. We walk in from the roof and I open a two set. After 15 minutes, Wall Slam Girl brings her boy toy over to us. I guess she's part of this set. :-P

I talk with her, and as I do, she butt-grinds against Lupin who is standing against the wall. For some reason, I am telling her that I am gay. She doesn't believe me because I am kinoing hard, so I tell her that some nights I am gay, some nights I am straight. She asks me which I am tonight. "Not sure. Let's find out." I put my hand on the back of her neck and make out with her while she is ass-grinding Lupin. I pull away and (IDIOTIC) the first thing that (STUPID) comes out of my (DIPSHIT) mouth is, "I think I'm gay tonight."

"We are DONE talking with you. We are DONE!" Wow, she was a fantastic kisser too, and an 8 on my scale. Her friends are grabbing on to me saying, "No, no, he's cool. Let him stay!" Lupin is already ejecting, so we continue walking through Gansevoort. The entire night, we simply walk back and forth, stopping for sets.

We get into a six set with a bunch of girls from out of town. This is my first solid experience with a mother hen. With every girl I talk with, she butts in, strangling me with her scarf. She kinos me like crazy and when I respond, she backs off. I grab her back and she comes back, then she bounces off again. At other times, she is just touching me all over. I start talking about Heinlein's Stranger in a Strange Land with the Indian 7 in the group and she is digging it. She FB Closes me, but then the mother hen - by the way, she is a 9 filipina - comes in to get attention. I decide the mother hen is my target, but then I see that rejected look on the Indian girl's face. She had a really sweet smile and had a good head on her shoulders, so I suddenly grab her hand. "Have you seen the balcony yet?" She shakes her head and I pull her outside.

In the past several months, I decided not to do nice guy stuff like giving a girl my jacket, which is exactly what I tell her, "but since I dragged you out here..." I wrap her in my jacket, put my arm around her, and we move to the railing to look at the skyline.

We chat as I hold her close. She tells me she'll teach me how to cook Indian food. I tell her to use soy yogurt in the curry instead of dairy. She says that's precisely what she uses. I grab the back of her neck and kiss her.

"You kissed me because of soy beans?" she asks after we part.

"Yes, I did."

We make out until her friends come outside looking for her. I leave to find Lupin. Later, I try to find this set again, but they had left.

Too many times that night, Lupin would come into a set I opened and instantly my target would say, "Hey! Your friend is so adorable." I think Lupin needs to wear a Nixon mask when he comes into other people's sets.

Also, several times, girls would tell us that they had been getting hit on all night by creepy gay guys. The first two times, I asked how they knew these guys were gay. "Because," they'd answer, "after hitting on me, they'd run off and I'd see them mostly talking and exchanging numbers with guys."

A few times, girls would tell us that creepers had been hitting on them all night and that Lupin and I were the only normal guys around. Newbie PUA raids have their advantages.

Rufio and Dark are apparently downstairs using the bathroom, so we roll out.

>>>Indian 9

Downstairs, I see someone hunched over sitting on the couch wearing boots, which makes me think for a second that I'm looking at Rufio. I realize it's an Indian 9, but I keep walking toward her. "Rufio? Oh, I'm sorry. My friend has similar boots. Maybe he's outside." I turn toward the exit.

"Hold on! You thought I was a guy? You asshole!"

"That was kind of mean, Sparrow," says Lupin. Oops, I guess it was kind of mean. I am still working on calibration...

At that moment, the girl's guy friend returns and hears everything. "Hey, man! You called her a girl? You are such a douche bag!" Afraid I may get in a fight, but unable to wipe the grin off my face, I tell them to have a good night as I leave.

Rufio and Dark are outside and Lupin is telling them what just happened when behind me, I feel fingers dig into my ribs. It's Indian 9.

I am flabbergasted, but in reality, I had thrown an old school Mystery Method neg and it had worked flawlessly. Months ago, when I still KJed on the mPUAForums, all I heard was how MM and canned stuff is bullshit. Nope - it works real nice. No situational or direct stuff I can think of would have worked better than that throw-and-go neg.

She comes out kinoing me and I return it. She says she can't believe I called her a man. I make my first mistake by telling her she's obviously a pretty girl. Still, we spar and flirt for 5 minutes, but after awhile, she notices Lupin. "Your friend is gorgeous." (Oh, and she has a blisteringly hot British accent.)

Finally, Lupin comes in and she jumps on him. (If anyone knows how to deal with having a super-pretty wingman, please e-mail me.)

By now, the friend who had defended her honor had come out. He was obviously friend-zoned a long while ago. Rufio, Dark, and I distract the obstacle, who is such a nice guy that he can't get away from our full out, three-pronged banter assault. Lupin finally pulls her around the corner where hopefully they are making out or something.

Lessons:

-Wall Slam Girl

Anytime a girl complies with you (e.g. kisses you, comes to your place, gives you a phone call), REWARD her. DO NOT tell her that the kiss made you reconsider your sexuality.

Also, I obviously cannot see into the future - I did not know this girl was going to be such a quick make out. Either it was pure luck or because I believed she was Wall Slam Girl, I treated her like Wall Slam Girl and she simply assumed the role. Perhaps my body language made our interaction naughty from the beginning. If I can learn to do this on purpose...

-Indian 7

In retrospect, I should have not explained anything. She was compliant with me and the jacket was a romantic gesture. Romantic gestures like this make approaches memorable. I'll always remember this girl.

-Indian 9

On HB+9s, negs are awesome at getting their attention. Do not break frame like I did. I need to field test this more. If I reframe SHBs as little sisters, I think I can begin attracting more 9s and 10s.

I end the night with 48 sets.