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It's been a while since this night, so all i really remember is being called out to this place in Soho that was invite only. I got the invite through Dark Nes who met the promoter randomly in a bar.
I would like to begin this post with a tribute to Dark Nes.
This guy is one of the nicest, chillest, sweetest, most adorable people I know. He is one of the best bull shitters, banterers, improvisers, role players, and goof-offs I know. He does all this without being at all pretentious. Despite his spiked leather and classy-goth style, he looks so innocent. He is the most sexual man I know. Just last night he was telling two Japanese girls who were hanging out in my place that he needs a language exchange partner so he can exchange bodily fluids with her. He then asked one of them if she liked bukake, and later he taught her how to salsa. He routinely gets away with all this perhaps because he does it all very sweetly, as if he was talking about Sesame Street, as if it was all just a silly joke.
His dance game is spectacular even though he himself basically has one simple, relaxed dance. Effortlessly, he twirls, dips, and spins girls until they're back-to-front in his arms. Then he's playing games with them on the dance floor, getting the girls laughing and smiling, though how he does it I am still trying to figure out.
Okay, enough gushing.
I go to the private party feeling like shit. The place is packed with beauties, so I am getting nervous. I see some girls dancing. I exhale slowly, tap the closest one for eye contact (important), and we start grinding.
I leave and talk with a photographer, then Mel assists me in opening a two set: Alfro and Egypt
I open her over calamari and she begins seeking rapport. I ask her about her afro (that's what everyone does), but I stay in set for a good twenty minutes or more. Afterward, I completely lose my frame and leave.
Lessons:
-Dancing Girls
Always get eye contact before grabbing a girl to dance/grind. Without eye contact, she'll freak out. It's obvious, but the night after this sarge, I made this exact mistake for the first (and last) time.
-Afro Girl
The PUA is always the exception. I think Mystery said that. Avoid asking questions or saying the things that every guy says, unless you are being facetious on purpose.
Examples with Afro Girl:
Bad: "Hey, nice 'fro."
Good: "Your hair reminds me of a giant plush furbie."
Good: "Girl, you have a real interesting look. I think it's your eyebrows."
Bad: Opening with, "Hey, do you girls come here often?"
Good: Used in the middle of the set. "You must be exhausted." "Why??" "You've been running through my head all night long."
-A not so quick comment on Neko...
When I talked with this girl on the phone the first few times, and when I first met her, my game was uncharacteristically smooth. The language barrier somehow made being romantic and playful more easier and it made gestures - and therefore kino - a necessity.
Neko has a great sense of humor, she is extremely playful, and her eyes are full of life. I sense she was a bit of a party girl when she was younger, and I now know that her Girl Game is very tight. It is entirely possible she gamed me from the start.
My meeting Neko, I feel, was less a reflection of my skill than a statement of the universal law that is Chance; meeting Neko was a stroke of luck. These admissions may seem self-deprecating, but they are not. I would not have gotten anywhere with her if I did not know Pick Up.
Meeting Neko has been among the best things that has ever happened to my game. (With meeting Rufio taking first place.) Neko has taught me so much about jealousy, ego, neediness, sexual escalation, and more, not to mention Japanese. Last night, though I may have been close to tears, and though every mention of her name may have been followed by "that crazy bitch," I am deeply indebted and thankful to have met her.
I would like to take a moment to thank the hundreds of women I have met in the past months, in particular...
:::Asian Girl - for being my first approach ever and showing me that Pick Up works
:::Actress and Filmdirector - for my first hook and my first failed kiss close
:::Half-Italian - for showing me how fast it is possible to sexually escalate
:::Polish-Pudge - for my first kiss as a PUA
:::Fasion Designer and the rest - for christening my apartment with cigarettes made of clove and smooth Spanish wine, making for the chillest night in recent memory
:::Liberal Peruvian Japanese - for the best wall slam make out ever and for teaching me the importance of isolation
:::The Classy Marines - for showing me that scary two sets on the subway are not so scary, and for inspiring me to invent the Blitzkreig Approach (copyright mutha fuckas), which is a huge reason why I am still in one piece after the Neko-Rufio-Potato-Sparrow Incident (NRPS Incident).
:::Potato (Neko's friend) - for showing me how to tag team escalate two girls
:::Neko - for the tender moments, for the heart-wrenching and chodey moments
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