Location: Meatpacking, LES - Mason Dixon, Loc#8, and others.
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I leave to see family in NJ. I try to hail down 7 cars for directions. Everyone ignores me. I think I prefer NYC motorists...
Wednesday, I return for a class, then go out with MasterP only to find every venue in Meatpacking and LES nearly empty.
Thursday is more interesting. MasterP cancels on me, so I head out by myself with the goal of at least 20 approaches. Tonight is the first night of my new approach technique where I approach every girl I have any level of attraction for.
On the subway, I pick up a few, but to my horror, Meatpacking and LES are still empty! I bounce through venue after venue in Meatpacking, picking up sets as I go.
I head to LES to meet up with Rufio and Dark. On the way, I see a chick on her iPod. In front of her, I turn around and walk backwards. When she looks up and sees me, she freaks out. After apologizing for freaking out, she asks how I'm doing and I get directions from her.
Rufio and Dark are in Mason Dixon, which is empty except for two sets and maybe 7 PUAs, one of whom is TheHitter.
After one set, I bounce to pick up more sets from the LES bars. On the way, I see a guy with dyed hair climbing a pole. He's with another guy and an Italian chick. "You doing Parkour or something?" They hook, and after five minutes I'm play sparring with the Italian girl. I tell her I've never been slapped and that she should slap me under one condition. Getting slapped isn't as painful as I thought it would be and the kisses (cheek) afterward made me feel much better.
The non-hair dyed guy says something like, "This is how we get down in NYC."
"How do we get down in NYC," I ask?
"Like this," says the hair dyed guy. He throws the Italian chick to the pavement and shoves his face into her crotch as she yells, "Deeper, deeper!" I sort of wish I had thought of doing that, but then again, I just met her. ;-)
I bounce through every bar along Ludlow picking up sets until I circle around and meet up with Rufio, Dark, and TheHitter outside of Mason Dixon. We hit a really cool venue, then the Loc#8. I do some lame approaches, then TheHitter nods at two girls sitting behind me. He gives me an opener, "You guys look bored." The Asian is friendly, but her platinum blond, short-haired, Lesbian friend does not even look at me.
"Step the fuck away," she says. I stay in set however and keep talking. TheHitter approaches and tells them they're sucking the life out of the club and that they should dance. Oops..."Listen, we are not going to be fucking either of you tonight, so back off."
"You've got us wrong. This is my boyfriend," I say as I pat TheHitter on the shoulder. We keep plowing and it's awkward, but the Asian girl is still enjoying it. Eventually, the short-haired girl says, "Look, you guys seem really sweet. We're having a really important conversation. Please go away." We eject.
Dark Nes opens a two set as we approach the door. TheHitter is talking to one girl and...not sure what to do, I talk with Dark's girl. However, I try very hard to beta myself to Dark. The idea is to show the girl how to react to Dark. Of course, Dark does not need help, but it was good practice for me. TheHitter ejects to talk with an 8, so I occupy the obstacle so Dark can talk with his target.
Finally, we head to Meatpacking, leaving TheHitter waiting for his girl to come back from the bathroom. As we get on the subway, the hair dyed guy and his crew roll onto the same subway car as us and he gives me his Facebook. Gansevoort is still dead and The Park only goes nightclub on Fridays and Saturdays.
Meanwhile, I am still pissing and moaning about Neko. :-P
As I lie down to bed, I feel like I had just walked miles, questing for some elusive Pick Up talisman. 21 approaches ticked down my wrist - that's legendary enough for today.
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