Place: Gansevoort
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I call up Lupin after Neko flakes because she has to get up early. Earlier, Lupin told Rufio that he was busy, but after my insistence, he says, "Fuck it, let's do it."
I return home, cook a huge meal, then head to Gansevoort. On the way, Neko keeps calling me. Even though I have Friday free, I want to go sarging, so I tell her I am busy. I tell Neko that Saturday, my friends and I may do something fun and that she should come.
In retrospect, perhaps I should have given Neko some of my time either Thursday or Friday. As you will see in later FRs, our relationship begins to break down.
After Improv class, I am loosened up. I go into Gansevoort opening sets right away, which gets me in an external, in-the-moment frame of mind. (Okay, I admit my first set is two squishy girls from England. So sue me!)
Lupin is stiff after a few weeks off during the holidays; only after a huge amount of pushing does he approach. All in all, we do maybe seven sets. Then finally, we meet the Peruvian Japanese girls.
They walk in. Lupin and I exchange glances. "Them," I say. We follow them into the club. I go up and throw Japanese greetings at the Conservative (in my opinion, she is the cutest). Runner (who runs away with a group of French Peruvians) talks with Lupin. These girls are easily into their 30's.
As I talk, I kino Conservative lightly, but she backs away at each touch. Perhaps she is skittish, or perhaps she is drawn to Lupin's halo of beauty. (Son of a bitch...maybe the Koreans are on to something with all their plastic surgery!) I talk with Runner until I notice Liberal sitting bored on the sofa, which is no good. (A bored obstacle is a dangerous obstacle. Neglected obstacles are experts at physically pulling away your target...unless you are a total pimp like Tyler Durden or Tim from RSD.)
I ask Runner to introduce me. Liberal invites me to sit and Conservative sits next to me. I ignore Conservative (my target) and try to speak passionately about religion, love, and how I feel about New York as I kino Liberal heavily. It works because when I finally turn back to Conservative, she lets me touch her back, legs, hands, and hair.
Rufio arrives and Lupin has to leave. Rufio runs after Lupin to hang at his place.
A man arrives and begins making out with Liberal. Conservative has suddenly become much more interested in me and becomes rapport seeking, filling up all my Juggler-style vacuums. Liberal's guy leaves and she admits that the guy is just a friend. Without Lupin or Rufio, I have no isolation, so I bounce between the two girls to keep them involved, but finally decide Liberal is more fun.
Runner and her French Peruvian friends join the group, giving me some way to isolate Liberal from Conservative. I tell Liberal, "I bet you dance like Japanese girls," so she challenges me to dance. I grab her, pull her into the aisle, and do a few of Dark Nes' basic dance gambits. I spin her, put her arm around me, and let her dance a bit away as I watch her. (I've heard girls like to dance for guys they fancy) "Liberal, that's a lame Japanese dance. I thought South Americans are supposed to be great dancers."
"We try our best!" she says as she shoves me playfully.
"I think you need to try harder. Honestly, I'm just trying to get slapped. I've never been slapped before."
"I'm not going to slap you!"
"Are you sure about that?" I start grabbing her ass and I squeeze one of her breasts. She seems to like it. "Where's my slap?" She laughs. "That's it!" I slam her against the nearest wall and start making out with her. Between kisses, I ask, "Where's my slap." She giggles and I kiss her neck and I feel her body suddenly stiffen to me. "You're coming home with me tonight," I say as I continue kissing, but she starts rolling off. I think she made eye contact with one of her friends and realized that...she was acting slutty. My bad...
We pull apart and start dancing, then the bouncer tells us to get going. Conservative gives me her Facebook and asks me to tell her when I go out because she will be in NYC for two more weeks.
Downstairs, they jump in a taxi before I can say good night to Liberal. Conservative begins walking backward and waving good-bye as her friends pull her away. And here I was thinking I'd get some. Honestly, I prefer it this way. I want my first time to be with Neko.
(I wrote this as a draft the night of this sarge. I'm reading it now and...wow, what a chodey thing to say. Funny thing is, I still want my first time to be with her.)
Lessons:
-Peruvian Japanese
Unless the girl is absolutely nuts and her friends seem a bit nuts too (See: Wall-Slam Girl), always isolate before making out with a girl. Wall-slamming in public view is awesome for building sexual tension when it ends with sexual eye contact and a "not yet" or something similar.
Also, I've noticed on three occasions that making out with/wall slamming/dancing and dipping a girl can make that girl's friends very attracted to you.
-Fat Londons
Go into the club and approach anyone in the first 15 seconds. This sets your tone for the night and helps get you out of your head.
-Persian Guys
Be very friendly with guys, even if you just short-set them. Make an awesome impression and the next time they run into you, they will give you a lot of value when everyone sees how excited they are to see you again.
-Circumcision (read: Birthday) Party
Blow out!
Me: Hey, Birthday Party!
Them: Uhh...heyyy? No, this is a circumcision party.
Me: Who's getting circumcised? You?
Them: All of us.
Me: Why aren't you walking funny then? [I demonstrate.]
Them: We will soon - in the other direction!
Rufio's suggestion: Who's the lucky girl? ... Awesome, is she super shy? (Loud enough for the birthday girl to hear.) ... Birthday dance! [Grab birthday girl and dance. Escalate from there.]
[2010-01-17: I unwittingly field tested a variation of this last night and it worked beautifully.]
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